howtobelovelyy:

I fell in love the way you fall asleep, simultaneously at the same time

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official-billy-ray-cyrus:

When you can’t attend because your piano recital is scheduled at the same time simultaneously

official-billy-ray-cyrus:

When you can’t attend because your piano recital is scheduled at the same time simultaneously

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cartwheelingbutterflies:

When someone says they’ve fully experienced the Grand Canyon:

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amysvntiago:

García López de Cárdenas when he saw the Grand Canyon for the first time

amysvntiago:

García López de Cárdenas when he saw the Grand Canyon for the first time

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misehry:

the irony in this picture is unreal

misehry:

the irony in this picture is unreal

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  • Friend: hey wanna hang out tonight?
  • Me: sorry I have a thing to do simultaneously at the same time

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PSAT Prep 2014

smilelikeidontcare:

If you ain’t a ______ get up out my _________.

A) Sensei, calligraphy school
B) Boston man, Grand Canyon
C) dolphin trainer, water park
D) cow, potato farm
E) crimson leaf, tree

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

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