randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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I can’t tell you how grateful I am for our little infinity 

(Source: elgortys)

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(Source: femburton)

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

(Source: blowsive)

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